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Old 10-29-2012, 06:22 PM   #1
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The Bride and Broom

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
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After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, ' I think I am going to have a little whisk broom! '

' IMPOSSIBLE ! ' said the groom broom.

Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !

' WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER! '
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Old 10-30-2012, 05:04 AM   #2
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Hmmmmm! Sounds to me like she was sweeping around before the wedding.
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....they're no longer together, sad to say. It was 'the last straw' for their relationship.
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Old 10-30-2012, 11:21 PM   #6
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....they're no longer together, sad to say. It was 'the last straw' for their relationship.
Hi: Pam Garlow...IMPOSSIBLE...A new broom sweeps "Clean".
Besides that...He must have "Swept her off her feet"!!!
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Now those are "Sweeping" statements.
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Old 10-31-2012, 09:36 PM   #9
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It was just another problem that couldn't be 'swept under the rug'.....
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