Three hunters went out hunting, a Czech, a Pole, and a German.
They were attacked by a male and female bear and only the German escaped.
He returned with a posse and they shot the bears.
They opened the female bear and found the Pole.
"You know what this means?" said one of the men.
"Yes. The Czech is in the male." said the German.
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