One day two retired guys were shooting a round of golf when one hit his ball back into a swamp while retrieving his ball a frog jumped out and said "if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess", withouit saying a word he picked up the frog and put in his pocket.
When he met up with his partner he said " I found this frog and it told me if I kissed it it would turn into an princess, "did it work" asked his partner, "I didn't try it at my age I would rather have a talking frog"