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Old 09-22-2006, 11:07 AM   #1
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Don't laugh. These folks are among us. Perhaps your neighbors are among them.

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home.

You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there
without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided
that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to
be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The
next day someone stole it.

Caution... They Walk Among Us!


One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
said... "where???"

They Walk Among Us!!


While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,
and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep
up with that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!!


I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open.

I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".

They Walk Among Us!!!


My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in
a convertible, but, "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
was moving."

They Walk Among Us!!!!


My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!


My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....

(Maybe I should have bought 10 cases.)

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!


I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your
plane arrived yet?"...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!


While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
Pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

Yes, they do indeed walk among us!
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Old 09-23-2006, 09:53 PM   #2
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