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Old 08-17-2007, 01:06 PM   #1
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After their tent is all set up, they fell sound asleep.

One hour later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo-Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially millions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo-Sabe, you dope. Someone stole tent."
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Old 08-17-2007, 03:42 PM   #2
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Tonto and the Lone Ranger were surrounded by a tribe of hostile warriors and their chance of survival didn't look very promising. The Lone Ranger glanced at Tonto and said " well, old buddy, we've been through a lot together but it looks like our luck has finally run out".

Tonto stared at him long and hard, then said: "What you mean 'WE' white man?"

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Old 08-17-2007, 05:14 PM   #3
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Why did the Lone Ranger shoot Tonto?

He found out what Kemo-Sabe meant.
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Old 08-17-2007, 05:17 PM   #4
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A Lone Ranger Fact:
He never shot anybody. Always shot the gun out of their hand or shot at them never actually injuring them.
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