Tony Bennett was visiting his girlfriend Sandra and she was preparing his favorite, roast chicken. She fried up the gizzard and heart for Tony because he is particularly fond of them. When he picked up the heart with his fingers, it was hot and he dropped it into an open can of shortening. He then began to sing:
"I lost my heart,
In Sandy's Crisco..."
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HEY!!! What you doin', disrespecting my Uncle Tony like that?
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Tony Bennett
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