Top Country Songs for 2005

[Jackie]

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.

11. I'm Still Missing You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.

7. If I Had Shot You When I first Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By
Now.

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.

5. She Got The Ring, And I Got The ------

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

3. His Teeth Were Stained, But His Heart Was Pure.

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.

1. How Can I Kiss Those Lips at Night,
When They've Been Chewin' My Butt All Day?

[Frederick L. Simson]

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.

There's a little truth there, for some of the people I know...