14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
11. I'm Still Missing You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
7. If I Had Shot You When I first Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By
Now.
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
5. She Got The Ring, And I Got The ------
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
3. His Teeth Were Stained, But His Heart Was Pure.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
1. How Can I Kiss Those Lips at Night,
When They've Been Chewin' My Butt All Day?
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