Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like

[Donna D.]

10. Hey! There's a gift!

9. Well, well, well...

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it--but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think--I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

1. I really don't deserve this.

[theresa p]

donna---which lines did you have to use this year???? hopefully,none

[Donna D.]

Theresa, unfortunately number 8... somehow my clothes all shrunk sometime between Thanksgiving and Christmas

[theresa p]

i had the very same problem!!

[Lizbeth]

Me too!