Virtually Free Energy

[Morgan]

Back to serious matters.

Steve, if you need an engineer to transform your visionary ideas into reality, just let me know. The following excerpts from my curriculum vitae may interest you:

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In 1969, while employed by General Electric Company, I invented the High Speed Chad Reader (HSCR). This invention won for me the coveted Eco-science Award from Greenpiece.

In 1975, while employed by Honeywell, Inc., I invented the System Exerciser Executive (SEX).

In 1984, while employed by MonTech Corporation, I invented the Fuzzy Logic Acronym Generator (FLAG).

In 1990, while employed by LinxTech Computer, LLC, I invented the Heuristic Extrinsic Network. I haven't run that one through FLAG yet.

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As you can see, I have wide ranging experience with visionary ideas. I think we'd make a great team. I invision a Fuzzy Logic Elevation and Azimuth controller using Advanced Heuristic Algorithms! for positioning of the Solar/Astral Collector Kit. This will automatically optimize energy collection from the various sources and distribution of that energy to the consumer systems.

Contact me at your earliest convenience.

[Bill Abbay]

The dawn of a new age...

[Jackie]

In 1990, while employed by LinxTech Computer, LLC, I invented the Heuristic Extrinsic Network

Morgan

Since you have already developed the Hueristic Extrinsic Network, may I assume you are working on the Energy Galvanizing Gadget.....thus, the HEN would come before the EGG?

[Frederick L. Simson]

After all, I have the heart of an inventor.
In a jar.
On my work bench.

I have the brain of a genius and the body of a 25 year old swimmer.

They're in the trunk of my car.

[Morgan]

Morgan

Since you have already developed the Hueristic Extrinsic Network, may I assume you are working on the Energy Galvanizing Gadget.....thus, the HEN would come before the EGG?

Good one, Jackie. You must have used FLAG to find a phrase for that acronym.

I didn't mention before because I'm inherently modest, but FLAG is a palindromic program. If you run it forward, it generates and acronym from a phrase. If you run it backward, it generates a phrase from an acronym.

[Renee K.]

I went through this over and over knowing there was an ultimate source here on this thread!
"Energy Galvanizing Gadget", and galvanizing is the key!
We, as a large group, could even boodock with all this power we have accumulated! Just the hot air would turn a lot of generators but the otherwise brainwaves (electrical impulses) galvanized, could charge all the batteries for the whole year.
I knew that this was possible because A.Einstein said "energy can not be used up, only wasted". Think of all that was allready wasted at all the gatherings so far!

[CharlynnT]

Okay, now I'm scared. If you see a 17-foot Boler with harvest gold and orange stripes that doesn't wave back, that'll be me.

And I'll be telling my contacts on Alpha Centauri to avoid any FGRVs with solar panels that spin in the wind....

[Steve L.]

Morgan’s distinguished technological career puts me in mind of my alma mater. I’m not without credentials either you know. For example; I graduated from the Florida Ongoing Research Kommunity University.

Besides being lousy spellers, when we chanted out our abbreviated college name at ball games we seemed to get into an inordinate number of fist fights.

Ah well, go figure.

[Jackie]

Good one, Jackie. You must have used FLAG to find a phrase for that acronym.

Actually, I was not allowed access to FLAG, so had to go to the old standby program Bacchic Rabelaisian Aboriginal Ideational Noesis.......

[Nick]

Actually, I was not allowed access to FLAG, so had to go to the old standby program Bacchic Rabelaisian Aboriginal Ideational Noesis.......

Jackie

Please be careful with that program . It is an old but powerful program that has been used very little recently. It can be dangerous unless used under direct government supervision.

[Des Nolan]

Morgan’s distinguished technological career puts me in mind of my alma mater. I’m not without credentials either you know. For example; I graduated from the Florida Ongoing Research Kommunity University.

Besides being lousy spellers, when we chanted out our abbreviated college name at ball games we seemed to get into an inordinate number of fist fights.

Ah well, go figure.

What a cheerleader ruckus that would have been, had you played against the University of Tuktoyaktuk in Canada's Northwest Territories -- known far and wide as "Tuk U" .