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Old 06-21-2011, 12:43 PM   #1
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When i say i'm broke ... I'm broke!


A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...""Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open: "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet."Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."The old lady stepped back and said, "Well, let me get you a fork,'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."
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Old 06-21-2011, 02:31 PM   #2
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I remember a skit like that on "Abbot and Costello" LOL
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Old 06-21-2011, 07:07 PM   #3
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I Love Lucy had one like this too. She threw dirt, not manure, and when the vacuum didn't work, she had to pick it all up again.
Of course my favorite video is when Lucy and Ethel went to work at the candy factory. When they fell behind on wrapping candy on the conveyor belt, they started stuffing the candy in their mouths, down their shirts, anywhere they could. Heeelarious
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Old 06-23-2011, 12:38 PM   #4
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The visual thoughts still work
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