When i say i'm broke ... I'm broke!
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE ... I'M BROKE!
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...""Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open: "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet."Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."The old lady stepped back and said, "Well, let me get you a fork,'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."