Why Computer's Sometimes Crash

[Donna D.]

You've gotta read this out LOUD!!!!!


If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes
your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to
report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your
system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network
is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to
tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer
down the hall......

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your
icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well
reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the
macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have
to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly
turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?

[Frederick L. Simson]

But if I tell my Mom...

[Gina D.]

I don't like Green Eggs and Spam!

[CharlynnT]

Thanks, I will read it to my coworkers! But how do you pronounce gauss and souse? Goose and Suess? Gaus and sauce? Goes and sews? Slow Joe Crow sews some, red rose grows some?

[Gina D.]

Like mouse and house

and in the case of a herd..

couse