Why did the chicken cross the road?
NANCY: To get to the C-loop. What else?
BYRON: Did you see that?! A chicken with a backpack! My kind of poultry.
JAMIE HUBBS: You call that a road? Come up to my place and I'll show you a road!
REACE: I'm delighted to see her Escape
, finally. That must have been her 5.0th attempt.
DONNA D: No nametag. She deserves to be flattened by a semi. Really.
SHARON HERMAN: My fault. I was whispering in her ear, but all I was asking for was a little cooperation. I swear I said: "eggNOG" but it seems all she heard was "chicken salad." She didn't even check traffic before she ran!
GINA D: Well, this clucker ran off with one of my flying monkeys. BUT, they were headed north toward the Oregon border, so maybe they weren't as dumb as they looked.
PER W: A tragedy. Seems she was virtually the last chicken to lay double-shelled eggs. Guess I should order some rivets.