Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

[Lisa M.]

This was a favorite of mine when I was young. I don't know why, but it would really crack me up and still does today. Maybe I have a morbid sense of humor, I don't know!


Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Because he was dead!

Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Because he was holding onto the first monkey!

Is this when Gina sends the flying monkeys after you?????

[Gina D.]

Monkeys do not fall.

Monkeys do not DIE!!!!!

[Donna D.]

Especially when they're made out of socks They just get a little stinky and threadbare.

[james kent]

Why did the elephant paint it's toenails red?*
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So it could hide in the cherry trees.

[Morgan]

Why did the elephant paint it's toenails red?*
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So it could hide in the cherry trees.

Did you ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?
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Works, doesn't it?

[Mary F]

Monkeys do not fall.

Monkeys do not DIE!!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A: Because Gina pushed him...

[Gina D.]

My monkeys are being unfairly tormented.

[Anne H]

I thought of you Gina - yesterday when I passed a music box store. In the window were a whole bunch of Wizard of Oz music boxes - including an 8" . . . . . yes, wait for it . . . . . . Flying Monkey!!! (well, not too monkey-like but it is flying)

[Gina D.]

8'? That was a munchkin monkey.