Why I am in the principal's office

[Roger C H]

Two days ago, my teacher asked me in front of the class to name my favorite animal. My parents always taught me to be truthful, so, I said. "Fried chicken." The teacher sent me to the principal's office amid the laughter of the class. The principal laughed also when I told him the story, and told me not to do it again.
So yesterday, the teacher asked us to name our favorite living animal. My parents always taught me to be truthful, so, I said, "Chicken." When she asked why, I told her it was because they could be made into fried chicken. I was sent to the principal's office for the second time, and again, he told me not to do it again after he regained his composure from laughing.
Then this morning, the teacher asked me name my favorite American. My parents always taught me to be truthful, so, I said, "Colonel Sanders." and that is why I am in the principal's office again.

[AndyGee]

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