Why Men Die First

[james kent]

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, You're a male chauvanist; if you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there's never any time for her; if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; if you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her it's favoratism; if she gets a promotion ahead of you, it's equal opertunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harrassment; if you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp; if you don't you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist; if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; if she asks you to do something you don't enjoy, it's a fovour.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert; if you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist; if you don't you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain; if you don't you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something; if you don't, you're not thoughtful enough.

If you're proud of your achievments, you're full of yourself; if you aren't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired; if you have a headache, you don't love her any more.

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Men Die First Because They Want To

[Jason Goward]

lmao So true James

[Chester Taje]

I like that too

[Rick]

All food for thought.

And to think I just signed a new pension/retirement plan form today.

Like I'll live that long!

[Morgan]

All food for thought.
And to think I just signed a new pension/retirement plan form today.
Like I'll live that long!

At your age, I thought the same thing, Rick

But here I am. "It's like deja vu all over again."

[CharlynnT]

Men Die First Because They Want To

This whole thing seems odd to me.

My hubby does the Rat Race, and protects me as he can, from the worst of it, and does some work in the house, and he is neither a MCP or a pansy.

He works a lot, as much as he usually does, and more. His family is neither neglected nor spoiled.

None of the grown-ups are exploited or lazy. If it is too much, we move on, if it is not enough, we move on. We celebrate any promotions, knowing they come with a price.

Why would you ask the other person to do something they don't enjoy? I mow the yard, he cooks the curry: I wedge the Boler, he loads the boats.

Nobody here needs store-bought flowers, and a headache is just that.

[Rick]

At your age, I thought the same thing, Rick
But here I am. "It's like deja vu all over again."

You can say that again!