WIFE FOR SALE

[Vic&Kathy]

For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed. <_<

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model

[Chester Taje]

I enjoyed that. Now the women will kill me

[Ian-Vicki]

Uhhhhh Dave,
where should we send the flowers?
cheers
Ian

[james kent]

Quick! Find a rock.

[Donna D.]

Gosh, sounds like a perfect fit for the current owner (husband). But, you're on the right path, I understand SLAVES have to be sold.

[Darwin Maring]

Used Wife looking for a new husband with a new Scamp 5r and a crew cab tow vehicle.

If interested, please post a picture of the camper.

[Mary F]

Now we're cookin' with gas, Darwin!