Women Will Understand, Men Should Memorize

[Cyndi B.]

The Hormone Guide


Women will understand this!Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS



SAFER



SAFEST



ULTRA SAFE



What's for

dinner?

Can I help you

with dinner?

Where would you like

to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.




Are you

wearing that?

You sure

look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!



Here, have some wine




What are you

so worked up about?

Could we be

overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.



Here, have some wine.




Should you be

eating that?

You know, there are

a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece

of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.




What did you

DO all day?

I hope you didn't

over-do it today.

I've always loved you

in that robe!

Here, have some wine.

[Brian Van Snell]

Cyndi:

Here is the Hormone Guide as a pdf document for those who want to put it in their wallet.

Brian

[Cyndi B.]

Brian:

It transformed itself when I copied and pasted. All the men will thank you!