After 10 years research at (unnamed University), XXXX Products, Inc., announces its latest product, a genuine wood stove made of the finest East Texas white pine, priced at $39.95. "This product has several special features," according to the manufacture. It will never rust. It is biodegradable, so it will never clutter the side of the road, and it's energy conserving, with a total cost of $39.95.
As a special introductory offer, a hand carved woden fry pan will be given free with every purchase.