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07-05-2020, 10:31 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Alexander
Trailer: 1979 Boler B1300
New Hampshire
Posts: 1,140
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You know you're getting old when....
I figured I would start this off for some fun!
You shave your ears almost as much as your face!
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07-06-2020, 04:17 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Carl
Trailer: 2015 Escape 5.0TA
Florida
Posts: 1,689
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex Adams
I figured I would start this off for some fun!
You shave your ears almost as much as your face!
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Or your nostrils?
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07-06-2020, 04:31 AM
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Senior Member
Name: jim
Trailer: 2022 Escape19 pulled by 2014 Dodge Ram Hemi Sport
Pennsylvania
Posts: 6,710
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When the teenagers ask if you need any help...........
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Never in doubt, often wrong
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07-06-2020, 05:29 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Carl
Trailer: LiL Hauley
Syracuse, NY
Posts: 656
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When you help your son move into a retirement home. True story.
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07-06-2020, 08:07 AM
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Moderator
Name: RogerDat
Trailer: 2010 Scamp 16
Michigan
Posts: 3,744
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When you can recall every detail of a trip to the lake with your brother 50 years ago but not where you parked your car at Walmart.
Here in Michigan we just hit our lock button twice an make our car beep, wonder what they do in Florida where they have so many of us in the parking lot all beeping their cars?
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07-06-2020, 08:57 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Jon
Trailer: Escape 21C
New York
Posts: 2,387
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1. When one of your former students retires.
2 When the new freshman in your class is the grandson/granddaughter of a former student.
Unfortunately, I've had both...
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07-06-2020, 09:08 AM
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Senior Member
Name: John
Trailer: I started with a 2010 Casita Spirit Deluxe.I now have a 2015, Dynamax DX3-37RV Super-C diesel puller
Box Elder, SD (formerly of Long Island, NY)
Posts: 175
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LOTS of truth here!
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07-06-2020, 09:47 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Bat Dude
Trailer: Escape
Michigan
Posts: 347
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Old school?
You know you're old when you stop on your travels to visit a school you attended in 4-5 grades and find it is no longer extant and now an Historical Monument!
So much for our visit to Charleston S.C. to look for Porter Military Academy.
Bat Dude
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Conservation biologist specializing in bats. Now stepping aside from paid $ bat work and just Escaping, painting and mentoring grad students
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07-06-2020, 09:51 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Z
Trailer: Sasquatch
Montana
Posts: 2,556
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Old is relative, but for me it was when 20-somethings started treating me like an adult, like they'd treat a friend of their parents, instead of as a peer.
Took some getting used to, but I have to admit, there aren't many 20 year olds I really want considering me as a peer anymore.
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07-06-2020, 10:59 AM
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Member
Trailer: No Trailer Yet
Posts: 74
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You know you're getting old
For me when most of my friends on my phone have first names of Doctor.
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07-06-2020, 11:13 AM
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Senior Member
Trailer: Trillium 2010
Posts: 5,185
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After realizing my glass case is empty, I explain to the teller at the bank that I have to go out to the car to get my glasses, to which she replies " your wearing them". Happened last week!
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07-06-2020, 11:15 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Dave
Trailer: 2013Escape 21
Iowa
Posts: 1,208
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When you take a favorite fishing reel in to get new line on it and the kid calls his buddy over and says have you ever seen one of these? Then he tells you no charge for the backing line and his buddy tries to buy the reel and they both thank you for bringing it in. And you realize the reel is 50 years old.
When a tree you planted on a traffic island gets hit head on by a drunk driver and the driver dies but the tree is not badly hurt.
When you start sentences with “ 60 years ago “.
Iowa Dave
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07-06-2020, 11:21 AM
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Senior Member
Name: To Infinity & Beyond!
Trailer: 1985 Uhaul VT-16 Vacationer, 1957 Avion R20 & 1977 Argosy 6.0 Minuet
Tennessee
Posts: 655
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"Pull up your pants" means PULL UP YOUR DIAPERS!
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Remember "Drive Fast, Turn Heads, Break Hearts"!
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07-06-2020, 11:34 AM
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Senior Member
Name: Carl
Trailer: 2015 Escape 5.0TA
Florida
Posts: 1,689
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon Vermilye
1. When one of your former students retires.
2 When the new freshman in your class is the grandson/granddaughter of a former student.
Unfortunately, I've had both...
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Since you brought up schools, Jon, I will add that you know you are getting old when you realize that the young girls on the school playground are actually the teachers.
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07-06-2020, 04:45 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Tony
Trailer: Scamp
Ohio
Posts: 179
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... your body hurts getting out of bed after a decent night’s sleep.
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07-06-2020, 06:13 PM
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Member
Name: Jim
Trailer: Casita 17 SD - sold - Lance 1475
Tennessee
Posts: 76
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When the guitar you bought for $250 in high school is selling for $25,000 on EBay.
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07-06-2020, 06:18 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Gordon
Trailer: 2015 Scamp (16 Std Layout 4) with '15 Toyota Sienna LE Tug
North Carolina
Posts: 5,155
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony D
... your body hurts getting out of bed after a decent night’s sleep.
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When you cant remember the last time you had a decent night’s sleep.
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07-06-2020, 06:26 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Dave
Trailer: 2013Escape 21
Iowa
Posts: 1,208
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Guitar
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimiller5
When the guitar you bought for $250 in high school is selling for $25,000 on EBay.
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I saw an episode of antiques roadshow a week or
Two ago a guy had Stratocaster number 48 in very nice condition. The guy said it would bring between 50 and 70K. Gives a whole new meaning to the term music appreciation
Iowa Dave
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07-06-2020, 06:30 PM
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Senior Member
Name: Daniel
Trailer: Sold it
Northern VA
Posts: 278
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BatDude
You know you're old when you stop on your travels to visit a school you attended in 4-5 grades and find it is no longer extant and now an Historical Monument!
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Kinda similar here when looking up a house my dad had when I was in second grade (I'm now 41). Looked it up on Google Earth and I remembered the school was right down the road. Found it closed up and part of it is apparently part of a church facility.
Edit to add:
going with the theme of the thread... When I was in the military, or rather when I was retiring... the young folks joining weren't even born yet for a couple years after I joined myself. That's when it was known to be time to move on.
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07-08-2020, 01:36 PM
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Member
Name: Lesley
Trailer: Scamp
New Jersey
Posts: 63
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Two things:
First, when people started calling me "maam".
Second, when my co-worker and I realized that her mother was in my graduating class in college.
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