Your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May.
Someone in a Home depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there.
You've worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
You've had a lengthy phone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.
measure distance in hours.
You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
You have switched from heat to A/C in the same day and back again.
You can drive 90 km's/hr through 2 ft of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
You install security lights
on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked.
You carry jumper cables in the car and your wife knows how to use them.
You design the kids Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
The speed limit on the highway is 80km--your going 90 and everybody is passing you.
Driving is better in winter because the potholesare filled with snow.
You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter. still winter and construction.
You have more miles on your snowblower than on your car.
You find 2 degrees "a little chilly".
If you actually understand these jokes and send them to all your Canadian friends' then you definitely live in Canada.