Your Yearly Dementia Test

[Al V]

It's that time of year to take your annual test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?



















Answer: 'bread.' ya' eegit, If you said 'toast,' give up now! Question 2

2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?



















Answer: Cows drink water you pratt! If you said 'milk,' you might hurt yourself on the next attempt Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Porn World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black brick s, what is a green house made from?



















Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading this?In fact, can you read at all??
If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4..

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet overGermany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany ) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany . Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's land'?




















Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you're a major dink and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London ,17 people get on the bus.
In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Swindon, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven.
Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?























Answer: Sh*t!
Don't you remember your own age? It was YOU driving the bus!!







If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
not I of course....because I cheated! Have a brilliant....Errrr What was I going to say???

[Ricky 4]

Heck and darn-I lost-I`m going back to bed! Maybe I`ll wake up smarter.

[Des Nolan]

It's that time of year to take your annual test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

Hi Al,
Glad to learn you're back from Alaska. Will you post a report?

Di & Des

p.s. We both passed your dementia test with flying colours.






Hi Al,

Glad to see that you're back from Alaska. Will you post a report?

Di & Des

p.s. We both passed your dementia test with flying colours.

[Donna D.]

Echo, echo, echo sure you past the test

[Al V]

lol especially considering i was not in Alaska, an other Al maybe

[Alf S.]

Hi: Al... I can't remember if I toque the test or not???
AlfS. North shore of Lake Erie

[Coach George Jessup]

Hi: Al... I can't remember if I toque the test or not???
AlfS. North shore of Lake Erie

Dementia? So you folk met her too huh? Wow a test is named after her? Makes since though. She could really drive you nuts.

[james kent]

How much of it do you have to get right to get a pass?
OK, I scr--- 'er messed up the last one. I guess that Ill never be able to get on a bus if I can't remember who's going to drive the darn thing.

[james kent]

OH! I remember! Alf's driving.

[Coach George Jessup]

Dementia? So you folk met her too huh? Wow a test is named after her? Makes since though. She could really drive you nuts.

Political correctness got my post trimmed. Completely your choice and right to do so and I respect that.

Food for thought though,

did you know that a tree stressed in its young age.... grows stronger and withstands greater harsh weather and longer life than a tree that spent its formative years in a calm more stress free environment.

Did you know the greatest nations on earth; in their histories each have had and are the ones that grew stronger from civil battle and outside wars and the ones who avoided the nasties and their Govt. tiptoed around them.... are countries still failing

did you know that while neccessity is the father of invention..... it was stress that fathered the necessisty.

Might consider a forum in here to move things to you feel might cause a ruccus. Provide a warning note to readers before entering, that someone might get offended by the humor or political slant of the discussions.

[Alf S.]

Hi: James...Sorry I'm not driving. It's day one of our Transit Strike!!!
Alf S. North shore of Lake Erie

[Donna D.]

Political correctness got my post trimmed. Completely your choice and right to do so and I respect that.

Might consider a forum in here to move things to you feel might cause a ruccus. Provide a warning note to readers before entering, that someone might get offended by the humor or political slant of the discussions.

I did that George.

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