New 12VDC Power Source

[Darwin Maring]

The Magna-Mat:

According to the two March Science Magazines the Magna-Mat will be available for sale today at various web sites and it will sell for $19.99 plus shipping and handling. Google it to find a supplier.

Here is what the magazines stated:

The Magna-Mat is a 3ft by 4ft mat that rolls up for storage. When unrolled and placed on the ground it absorbs the natural magnetism of the earth and through the use of a coil of wire in the Mat and a Flux Capacitor and attached Magnetron it converts the earths magnetic floatation into a 12 Volt Direct Current enough to power 10 of the new LED lights that you retrofit to your camper or it can charge your 12 volt battery in a period of 9 ½ hours.

[Steve L.]

Originally Posted by Darwin Maring

The Magna-Mat:

According to the two March Science Magazines the Magna-Mat will be available for sale today at various web sites and it will sell for $19.99 plus shipping and handling. Google it to find a supplier.

Here is what the magazines stated:

The Magna-Mat is a 3ft by 4ft mat that rolls up for storage. When unrolled and placed on the ground it absorbs the natural magnetism of the earth and through the use of a coil of wire in the Mat and a Flux Capacitor and attached Magnetron it converts the earths magnetic floatation into a 12 Volt Direct Current enough to power 10 of the new LED lights that you retrofit to your camper or it can charge your 12 volt battery in a period of 9 ½ hours.

Hmmm. Didn't the flux capacitor figure prominently in the Back to the Future Delorean?

[Steve L.]

Personally, I'm saving up for the Electrolux Death Ray. I have some intended targets already. Never mind who....

Electrolux Death Ray video by cfbb - Photobucket

[Terry G]

Those Magna-Mats are great! As soon as my Nigerian money comes in, I'm gonna do my whole house with them. The only problem is when the Flux Capacitors get out of alignment and the mailman gets chased down the street by a sabertooth tiger.

[Matt in SV]

I am already in line at the Apple Store waiting for my Magna Mat behind Steve Wozniak, Jimmy Hoffa and Fat Elvis.

[Darwin Maring]

There has been a recall of all Magna-Mats. It appears that the Flux Capacitor is overdriving the Magnotron and fracturing the DiLithium crystals thus presenting a safety issue.

Please return your Magna-Mat to the place you bought it and if you have suffered an injury, contact the law offices of Duwe Jipem and How.

[Ed Harris]

I have rigged a couple Fetzer Valves to do pretty much the same thing.
I slowly drip Unicorn Tears into the chamber and Voila!
Free Energy!

Problem is getting the tears of course.

[Sheryl M]

I was wondering how the flux ca(m)pacitor would factor into camping. Now I know!

[Darwin Maring]

By the way everybody, your shoes are untied.

Happy April First to ALL!